jeggs A young female teacher was giving her class
of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've
got something red, round and you can eat it.
what is it?" she asked. "an apple" replied
little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a
tomato but it shows what you are thinking."
"I've now got something round, a greenish
colored you can eat it." "An apple," replied
little Ian "No it's an onion, but it shows
what you are thinking."
Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class
says "I've got something under my desk
that's an inch long, white and it has a red
end." "Dirty little boy," said the teacher "No
it's a match, but it shows what you are
thinking," he answered.